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A Warcraft Wedding: Ceremony Script
World of Warcraft sound track - Legends of Azeroth
Burn Season Perfect Autistic Cover
Tony: "Please stand" Making the gesture for everyone to rise.
Tony: "Please be seated"
*Turn off music*
Tony: Who gives this woman to be married today?
Amanda's Father: "Her Father" he will then place Amanda hands into Jeremy's and takes his seat.
"Aka'Magosh" (Ah-ka Ma-gosh This is an orcish greeting meaning "A blessing on you and yours") Facing towards the horde side
"Ishnu-dal-dieb." (Ish-new Dal-deb This is an Elvish greeting in Darnassian meaning "Good fortune to your family") Facing towards the Alliance side
Welcome to you all to this beautiful spot on this beautiful day. We are gathered here today to witness the matrimonial bind-on-pickup of Amanda and Jeremy. This joyous day celebrates the commitment a
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